Since I have been on my diet I have learned to do without foods that I use to worship.  I was once a first-rate chocoholic, and now nothing.  I quit cold turkey.  I ate one last Almond Joy and never looked back. And do you know what?  I don’t really miss it anymore.  Sure I went through D.T.s for about a month.  I was so desperate for chocolate that a stale chewy butter finger or a rotten malt ball would have been nirvana. I needed chocolate like Matt Jones needs rehab.  I took coffee intravenously because I needed C.R.T. (caffeine replacement therapy). Continue reading →